Don't leave your XBox unattended !!

I made this mistake the other day. My daughter and nephew (BlazeYaDead) got on my XBox and created new characters for WCP. Of course, their goal was not to create their likeness, but to create the ugliest characters they could. They created "Sick" - old, bald, fat, woman with "Baby" on her tee shirt and "Purdy" - old, fat, bald man. This was not enough for them, they then had me take each character into a live game. Me, being the kind of guy I am, slow played every hand to make sure everyone got a good, long look at them. Lots of laughing and a few "eew"s. Funnier still, got into one game and there was another ugly player there. A match made in heaven (or in this case, Eden). I think we should all have ugly players and run all ugly tournaments. I guess I have to create a new ugly Killer Nikita. Look for me, and keep your kids away from your Xbox. You never know what they will do to your profiles.... Wait, in my case, maybe they can improve my FPS game stats. I need all the help I can get.